That one place.

elasticitymudflap:

hey look im seducing the opposite sex by trying to ingest my videogame controllers while drawing attention to my *~(XX) CHROMOSOMES~*

try to contain your boners pls

SWOOOOOOOOOON.

(via captainkatrina)

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ahpoordogsbody:

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askflappie:

　

(via pother)

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“If you were still seventeen you would be so grounded right now.” -Mother

Ahhh sweet victory of independence.

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runesby:

daswiener:

That’s a SCARY GOOD Vriska.

omg.

(Source: t3hrip, via samonsterx)

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magibuster:

knightofadoomedreality:

thecrazyalaskan:

thatblondeeveryonelaughsat:

mwakaribishwa:

sidexchan:

ieithoedd:

helpimtrappedontheinternet:

wolfteeth-and-ravenquills:

invenere:

gir-chan:

elysaxoxo:

pvathananonh:

anthonyaayteez:

princess-jeina:

holy shit

we are going to fucking die

2012

when the zombie apocalypse begins

I will be the last to die.

EAST COAST

this is when the whole world will end

instead of everything like collapsing or some shit, zombies outbreak and ya~

HOLY FUCK.

I LIVE IN FLORIDA.

I’M GOING TO BE EATEN.

AND WE’RE GONNA BE REALLY CLOSE TO MIAMI THIS WEEKEND BECAUSE WE’RE VISITING FRIENDS.

FUCK. I’M GONNA DIE.

LOL I’M GLAD I’M A CHEESE HEAD.

But I have family in Florida.

Shit.

FAKE, just googled “lqp-79”, nothing about this came up TRY AGAIN.

Not gonna lie I’ve been waiting for this very post ever since the first “OMG ZOMBIES IN FLORIDA!” post.

I feel like if it were real, we’d have heard elsewhere by now. And if it were real, the words “Necrotizing fasciitis” wouldn’t ave red underline… Necrotizing fasciitis doesn’t even sound like a real disease/virus, if you have any idea of how names are given to viruses and diseases—mixing Latin roots with English suffixes?

actually um necrotizing fasciitis is a real disease aka the flesh eating disease

Oh yay i live in Miami welp looks like im the first to go

Uh. Good think I live in bum fuck nowhere arizona. good luck finding me, you flesh eating bastards!

Screw all y’all, I live in Alaska. 8D 
Goddamnit, that picture’s creepy as fuck.  

I call hoax.

Hate to bring this back up again
but yes you’re right, complete Hoax. 

(Source: c0nfirm3d, via pother)

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silveryair:

Ok so did anyone notice the ominous red “sun” type thing…

This is my theory:

When a tumor is blown up some sort of sun is created. Beta kids made the green sun, the new trolls made this red one. 

Those colors are part of Lord English’s PIMP CANE OF POWER.

LE grows stronger with every blown up tumor.

Does anyone else think this?

I like this theory, because it can actually be backed up. If you look at the cycle of colors of the head of the PIMP CANE OF POWER the green color is the brightest, it doesn’t have that dark void in the middle like the other colors.



As to making it more powerful, the cane switched into a machine gun.
The staff was green when it transformed, and the gun has a green scope with a green laser sight.

My guess is, if the tumor DID blow up to create a RED SUN, then the staff became more powerful and LE has more weapons in his arsenal.

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"Gotta Make 'em all Evil [Pokémon vs. MLP: FiM]"

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Plays: 34875

malificentskye:

midwaymilly:

youdumbdominick-might-be-a-brony:

fisherpon:

pinkiepamyupamyu:

pokemon theme x discord wow not bad

I sense that this will become a multi-thousand-note post.

Hmmm not bad.

wh-h-hhooaaaaaAAA

(via samonsterx)

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cidraco:

Chapter 2 of <a href=”http://archiveofourown.org/works/394743/chapters/648840“>Mobius Fault</a> is up on AO3, finally!

What took so long in posting it was me getting carried away with the illustrations for it. oops. Have some post apocalyptic AU Terezi and Nepeta.

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askddarkiethedarkrai:

oh god
oh god
oh god XD

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